❝ so… how does this work? do you just walk to work, do you carpool? cause you damn sure aren’t bumming a ride off me. unless there’s food involved. i will literally SELL MY SOUL for one of those greasy triple-double crunchwraps. sometimes i think taco bell comes out with new food just to suck me in. ❞
❛ i hope you like chinese because that’s the BEST i can BUY. normally, i walk to work with my partner, and he guides me… BUT ––––––– today he’s called in SICK and insisted i find a lovely lady to escort me. you wouldn’t happen to know one, would you ? ❜